For the Honor of Grayskull...

Okay, so I just glossed over the She-Ra thing. Not possible. I mean, really, it's motherfucking She-Ra... The same heroine who stands watch over me from her collector's shelf as I write each heroine. The same She-Ra I block out my scenes by talking to. Yes, Virginia, I really do say "okay, Adora, should she blow him in the second act or wait until the third?" Well, not really, because my heroines always get a bit in the first act -- life's too short to wait. Or maybe they're just sluts. Whatever -- the point is that my all time favorite cartoon is coming to DVD. No more rerunning the lame-ass Christmas special and reminiscing about what a pussy Skeletor could be. Now, I'll get to relive my youth, watch Adora kiss Bow and remember thinking "what the hell? He has facial hair!" to this day, i still distrust a man with a mustache.
Anyway... I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!! (Or will have next week)